T.A.S.C.A.P.U.E.

T.A.S.C.A.P.U.E., (Time And Space Continuum Adventurer Plus Universe Explorer) is a shield bubbled skateboard used to explore the time and space continuum and the universe. It is used by astronauts with no need of space suits. The shield bubble is air filled and easy to breathe. The bubble is unbreakable and very bouncy. You might bounce off Saturn, oh well....

Anyways, T.A.S.C.A.P.U.E. is only suitable for ages 15+, or else we'll get complaints from mothers saying that their kids were lost not knowing what controls to use. Although we do have an E.S.C. (Emergency System of Controls), our operated directors cannot transmit from as long as 30 metres.

Directions

 * 1) Press "Stop"
 * 2) Press "Auto Emergency"
 * 3) Type in your address in the keyboard
 * 4) If you enter your address correctly, it will lead you there
 * 5) If you don't, you will be picked up by the ESCITOIMAs (Emergency System of Controls Inspired Transmit-atory Operational Instruction Manual Authors) at a dependable time.

Bad News
The ESCITOIMAs don't have maps of the universe so your money back if they're lost. Wait....that's bad news for us....

Price
In most leading stores it's $1200.