H.E.L.M.E.T.

The H.E.L.M.E.T., or HELMET, or helmet, or just The Helm is the ultimate helmet. It stands for Horrifical Entering Line of Malfunction or Entwined Total. In English, it means total destruction.

Function
The Helm turns thoughts into sayings, sayings into actions, and actions into thoughts. So if someone put on this helmet, the function would just go round and round until the helmet was taken off.

Examples

 * If someone thought about getting some pizza, they'd say it out loud without trying.


 * If someone said they were going to get some pizza, they'd would go get some without trying.


 * If someone got some pizza, they'd think it instead of doing it.